The Ugly Duckling
Broke college probs

Broke college probs

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

wellalright:

imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.

llttlemermaid:

this whole website is on drugs

yes-im-satan:

what if pistachios are actually beaks of dead baby birds

and the green things inside are the remnants of their dried tonsils

therobnfw:

#Disney #AfterDark. 
Episode 1: #Frozen. 

😂😂😂😂😂

therobnfw:

#Disney #AfterDark.
Episode 1: #Frozen.

😂😂😂😂😂

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